„This Political Remix Video features Barack Obama rapping a modified version of Jay Z’s ’99 Problems’. Mitt Romney has a few lines in the role of ‘the police officer’. This parable I give unto you: Not a few who meant to cast out their devil went thereby into the swine themselves.“

If you’re havin’ bank problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one

[Verse One]
I got protesters saying our economy blows
And my Wall Street brothers want Occupy closed
You b*tches keep saying, “No change = no votes.”
I work for the banks, stupid. What type of threats are those?
The gas pump’s where your whole paycheck goes
It’s been a long time since you was havin’ cash flow
So, f*ck my critics: you can kiss my gas-hole
If you don’t like my lyrics, then you can hit the road
Who cares about the polls? This election’s a show
You wanna vote for Mitt? I don’t give a sh*t, so
News mags try to use my weak a**
So advertisers give them more cash for ads, f*ckers
I don’t know what you take me as
But understand the intelligence Obama has
You’re from riches to rags, b*tches. I ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one

[Chorus]
99 Problems but Mitt ain’t one
With all your bank problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one
Hit me